Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Marketing, Magic, and Ministry


Much of what I do in ministry is influenced by my interests in magic and marketing. In one classic sleight-of-hand book, "Strong Magic," the author makes the point that in advertising, marketers exaggerate the feature(s) of their product that they want consumers to notice. Think of the recent pizza ad where one of the men has a huge nose and comments on the smell, another has huge eyes and says "look at the cheese," and the last guy with big ears says, "that sounds good!" The new Subway commercial shows two people ordering at a fast food drive-thru, and the items they order are such things as a double chin, thunder thighs, and a bedonk-a-donk butt. The caption is, "What are you really ordering?" Good marketers help the consumer to focus on the real features of the product, and they use various methods, such as exaggeration, to highlight those features. (What feature of the glue is being emphasized in the picture?) I use magical routines in order to point people to different Biblical truths and teachings, and I'm sure that different people have different ways of getting people's attention and leading them to truth (Keith puts Led Zeppelin lyrics on his marquis - great idea!). My question for everyone is this: If you were putting together an ad to accentuate the features of your church that you want people to notice, what features would you highlight? What characterizes your church and your ministry? What real needs does your ministry meet in the lives of people, and how can you show that to them? Can you come up with 3 features that are unique to your ministry?

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Finding God's Presence


Earlier this month I was privileged to fly to England with the incoming class of Ordinands, the Bishop, and others from our Conference. It was an outstanding experience, one that I will treasure for years to come. I can't tell you how many sermon illustrations I took home with me! But I will share one here. Part of me expected to experience the presence of God in a special way as I entered the ancient cathedrals where saints and sinners throughout the centuries have bowed before God and worshipped Him. Or maybe I would share in Wesley's "Aldersgate" experience as I stood on that same street. It didn't happen. Not on Aldersgate Street, not in York Minster, not even in Westminster Abbey. I'm not saying God wasn't present there, but I didn't have a special experience like I had hoped for. Ironically, I found that the spacious cathedrals captivated me and drew me to focus more on the architecture of the building, rather than on the God the building was supposed to represent. My Aldersgate experience took place in a UM Church in Conneautville, PA in the late 1970's. I felt God's touch in a special way again in 1994 at a beach in Long Island when God called me to be a pastor. One thing I learned on this trip to England is that God isn't limited to spacious cathedrals, or ancient places. God can reach out and touch us anywhere, at anytime. That's part of the beauty of serving a God without borders, and I find great comfort in knowing that God cares enough to reach out to us wherever we are.

10 Years and Counting...

My wife and I celebrated our 10th anniversary this month. On May 24th, 1997, in a Baptist Church in Long Island, NY, we shared our vows before family and friends and in the presence of God. (Aldersgate Day, to you United Methodists!) What a journey we have been on together -starting out in a small, second floor apartment above a TV repair shop, where my seminary roommate (Jeff Kahl, now the associate pastor at Bakerstown UMC) still lived, then to a smaller basement apartment at the seminary while serving a rural 3 point charge deep in Ohio farming country (did I mention that my wife is from Long Island, NY?!?), on to our first appointment in WPA and our first real house, and ending up here in Johnstown at Bethany UMC. There have been a lot of changes in these first 10 years together, but a lot of consistency as well. God has guided us through many transitions, and we believe He will continue to lead us in our marriage and in our ministry.