Batman is really the entreprenuerial millionaire Bruce Wayne. We know that Superman's altar ego is the mild-mannered Clark Kent. Ladies and Gentleman, I have discovered the Secret Identity of the Pewboy, Eric Park. Check out the website here: http://ericpark.highroad.org/
Polished, preaching pewboy by day, manufacturer of "Gen-u-Wine bottleneck guitar slides" by night! Eric, what exactly is a Gen-u-Wine bottleneck guitar slide?
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Ah yes, bottle neck guitar slides. Blue's players use a cylinder on the 3rd or 4th finger to glide across the strings and give that whining, glissando blues sound. The slides are usually made of metal or glass, with the early glass ones being cut from a bottle neck! And Eric Park invented that? Wow! Good stuff. He never ceases to amaze me!
This post just adds weight to my belief that all ordained ministers have serious mental problems!
For crying out loud!!
My secret is out!
I put the "wine" in "gen-u-wine"!!
I suddenly feel so...uh...so...non-unique.
I didn't think pastors were allowed to moonlight.
Maybe at Conference next year we'll all get a complimentary guitar slide in our bag o'stuff.
This is Eric Park speaking. What in the world are you trying to accomplish? I did not invent guitar slides, I just make them, 80,000 so far. I am not a "pewboy," whatever that means, and I do not preach, and your link on my website is no help to anybody. Nor did I write that comment from "eric." Please cease and desist.
Do you have copy writer for so good articles? If so please give me contacts, because this really rocks! :)
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